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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:36

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

What is the irony of life according to you?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Yes sir it is.

Sure no problem officer.

How can I watch porn on TikTok?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

{RING} {RING}

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

I think that being gay is wrong, but I treat gay people respectfully like any other person. Is it homophobic? Or offensive in any kind of way? Aren’t disagreement and discrimination two different things?

After a few moments he returns.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Why is Canada letting too many Indians in Canada?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

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Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

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